My mind and me: Like Pizpot Gargravarr explains in length.
"I think we were probably not very well suited," said Gargravarr again at length; "we never seemed to be happy doing the same things. We always had the greatest arguments over sex and fishing. Eventually we tried to combine the two, but that only led to disaster, as you can probably imagine. And now my body refuses to let me in. It won't even see me..."
He paused again tragically.
" It says i only inhibit it. I pointed out that in fact i was meant to inhabit it, and it said that that was exactly the sort of smart alec remark that got right up a body's left nostril, and so we left it. It will probably get custody of my forename."
"Oh...?" said Zaphod faintly. "And what's that?"
"Pizpot," said the voice. "My name is Pizpot Gargarvarr. Says it all really, doesn't it?"
"Errr...." said Zaphod sympathetically.
At that moment another dismal scream rent the air and Zaphod shuddered.
"What can do that to a guy? he breathed.
"The Universe," said Gargravarr simply, "the whole infinite Universe. The infinte suns, the infinite distances between them and yourself an invisible dot, infinitely small."